I Love Breakfast
I especially love breakfast when I have time to prepare it properly. I love a big mug of tea. I love eggs. I love fruit. I don’t care much for cereals and other kinds of “fast” breakfast. I like having time to sit down and eat – wake up at my own pace – all it takes is 30 minutes really. Then I’m ready to go fight a dragon.
Some people react very strongly when I make this – “What are you doing with those pieces of bread?! You cant POSSIBLY be meaning to…! Oh my – that’s just WRONG!” – It’s something my parents used to do and apparently only about 30% of the polulation consider it proper food.