Teacup. I know we had our differences.
When I’m left handed and your funny caption is in reverse
(it deserves to be read doesn’t it?)
and I lost part of the handle that I broke but
glued you together anyways and
it all looked kindof awkward but listen:
you’re still my favorite – really!
I’m not putting my case very well – I feel
this is the part when you just say:
shut up, shut up and drink – you cunt.